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WheatBix

Urk.. how do white folk eat WheatBix?!?!?! Tryingt o swallow down 3 at the moment, shit me, they are disgusting, woudltn' be doing it if iwasn't trying to be healthy, what gets me, are those commericials?!?! People actually do 6 or more?!?!?! At least the cardboard meals you order at MacDonalds taste good...
Mmmmm That wasn't really leading into anything, just bored and wanted soemthing to do while eating breafast/tastless horrid healthy shit...
Oh I'd also appreciate any comments on what to have on my wheatbix besides COPIUS ammounts of sugar, which is the only logical way of making the shit taste good, but defeats the purpose of healthy alex....
Oooo just figured out how this could lead into some sort of 'worthwhile' reading... The reason i am eating 'brick shaped wheat that is marketed to stupid Kiwis as the patriotic breakfast to eat' IS CAUSE OF DEEP HARD AND FUNKY!! woohoooo... alrite that point didn't even make sence.. but I was trying to loosly associate my weekend bender, with my new found sence of 'healthy wellbeing'
Alrite REALLY scatterd this morning, blogging while scattered is not goood... mmmm friday blog should be fun then
Anyway thanx for wasting your time:D Much Love
Alex

Another weekend with sweet fuck all to do......

Hmmmmm another weekend of fuckall to do.. which gives me an opportunity to write useless bits of infomation that mite, but probably wont change the world at all...
Useless fact #1.
All Females are lesbians...this is probably more directed towards the male readers of my blog, but seeing as i struggle to find an audience at all.. i guess the ladies can be privied to this bit of infomation aswell... however, it isn't up for debate, so don't get your panties in a knot about the following truths, that i have discovered over my 22 years of life... Carrying on...
All women are lesbians, they're attracted to the smell of punani... its a prety bold statement, but I always find that when i'm dating someone, or getting any at all.. i'm the most desireable man on the planet.. however when the action stops... my attractions level just bottom out... eventually...
Which brings up another termed.. that ppl in my industry, the industry of desperation call RMS (residual muff stench) RMS is 'theoretical' time period between getting some, and not gettting some... RMS can also be loosely translated into scientific terms as 'Pheramones'...
So i hope this has helped other desperate male folk out there understand their situation, its not that you're a wanker, or that ur ugly, its just that you've lost the smell:D So rush down to you local supermarket today, and get some fresh fish today:D