Currently sitting in an internet cafe, absolutely mashed outta my tits...
Rick finally got his boney ass here, went on the reggae boat tour yesterday, did some realy amzing snokling, semi cold, which is not a good thing, cause the the waters here are BOILING compared to Nz ones.... climatising sucks bollocks...
Bonnies arrived home safely, which is good, and yeah...
Had a Massage today which was good too... and yeah... way tooo much drinking, the island is starting to pack out, apparently there will be 30,000 here for the Haadrin Count down party.
Anywhoooo... hope everybody is safe and see you in the new year.
Friday, December 30, 2005
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Thats it for now...
So thts it for now.. .I've decided to stay an extra 3 weeks and finish off my dive master (hahahah which means i'm gonna be a proffessional diver when i get home) FUNNY!!!
The Hike
Its been a while....... few reasons for this.... alcohol... foood... sun... being lazy....
But what has happen lately....
Yesterday was a very interesting day,.... the australians we're hanging out with decided it was time that we hit bottle beach (one of the most secluded, pristine beaches in Koh Phangan) reachable only by boat, or a son of abitch jungle trek......
After catching two taxis to the pier, we realised that the waters were tooo rough, and the onyl way to get there was Jungle Trek... only problem is, we had to drive to another town.. and the only way to get there was by going rite round the island.... (another missions) and for some reason, lately i've been quite partial to teh travelling sickness.. which meant i was stuck up the fron with the taxi driver... mmm the fun times we had...
Any whooo.. we finally get to the town... and its time to go jungle trekking!!!! WOOHOOOO I'm all up for a big walk.. but you have to realise... the boat was the first plan.. and i wasn't planning on walking.. so here i am in my grandpa sandals trekknig through the thailand jungle... EXTREME CHEONG STYLE!!!!!!!
On the upside of things, we did get to 'look out point' which was a high point in the forrest that overlooked the whole island.. it was probably the most beautiful thing i've seen in a while..well at least since this mornig while i was brushing my teeth....360 degrees of BLISS>..
Few things happend as well on the wya there... the australians.. took a wrong turn (which took us to Look Out Point...) but still cost us ano ther hour of treking.. the walk back today to half as long.... But yeah...
Bottle Beach was a freaking wasteland.. they weren't actually opening for another few days.. and they hadn't had their beach clean up... so all the rubbish dfrom the main beach (haadrin) had washedup here...... still being the only 6 people on a beach was pretty amazing...
Pictures lately....
But what has happen lately....
Yesterday was a very interesting day,.... the australians we're hanging out with decided it was time that we hit bottle beach (one of the most secluded, pristine beaches in Koh Phangan) reachable only by boat, or a son of abitch jungle trek......
After catching two taxis to the pier, we realised that the waters were tooo rough, and the onyl way to get there was Jungle Trek... only problem is, we had to drive to another town.. and the only way to get there was by going rite round the island.... (another missions) and for some reason, lately i've been quite partial to teh travelling sickness.. which meant i was stuck up the fron with the taxi driver... mmm the fun times we had...
Any whooo.. we finally get to the town... and its time to go jungle trekking!!!! WOOHOOOO I'm all up for a big walk.. but you have to realise... the boat was the first plan.. and i wasn't planning on walking.. so here i am in my grandpa sandals trekknig through the thailand jungle... EXTREME CHEONG STYLE!!!!!!!
On the upside of things, we did get to 'look out point' which was a high point in the forrest that overlooked the whole island.. it was probably the most beautiful thing i've seen in a while..well at least since this mornig while i was brushing my teeth....360 degrees of BLISS>..
Few things happend as well on the wya there... the australians.. took a wrong turn (which took us to Look Out Point...) but still cost us ano ther hour of treking.. the walk back today to half as long.... But yeah...
Bottle Beach was a freaking wasteland.. they weren't actually opening for another few days.. and they hadn't had their beach clean up... so all the rubbish dfrom the main beach (haadrin) had washedup here...... still being the only 6 people on a beach was pretty amazing...
Pictures lately....
Saturday, December 17, 2005
wow... its been a while
Been pretty lazy with my blog... actualyl i lie.. I've just been drunk a lot... and hungover... so not tooo many entries..
whats appened so far.. tonites the nite of the full mooon, and the Haad Rin is geting packed out.. shit load of swedish gurls, and ausies and isralies... (yeagh go figure)
The alchohol is cheap, the biches are hot, an di'm looking after someone elses gurlfrend... (somethign is really wrong with this picture....) WTF?!?!?!?
hahahah nah its all gud, gives me an excuse not to go round th world in one nite and get some multi cultural stds, which is another way of saying 'saves me from getting rejected by many nations in one nite... )
The Beach has been closed off for the full moon party cause two dumb arse mofos got them selves drowded... and the seas are prety ruff... but yeah... Its all happening in land whcih is lookign pretty fucking gud as well.. cause inland just means the parties on my front lawn.. sweeeeeeeeeeeet
Anywhooo.. gonnan get get unhealthy drunk and look after soemones elses girlfriend (i'm not bitter at all.. cause if i get ehr drunk.. i mite get a 3some going...) ;)
whats appened so far.. tonites the nite of the full mooon, and the Haad Rin is geting packed out.. shit load of swedish gurls, and ausies and isralies... (yeagh go figure)
The alchohol is cheap, the biches are hot, an di'm looking after someone elses gurlfrend... (somethign is really wrong with this picture....) WTF?!?!?!?
hahahah nah its all gud, gives me an excuse not to go round th world in one nite and get some multi cultural stds, which is another way of saying 'saves me from getting rejected by many nations in one nite... )
The Beach has been closed off for the full moon party cause two dumb arse mofos got them selves drowded... and the seas are prety ruff... but yeah... Its all happening in land whcih is lookign pretty fucking gud as well.. cause inland just means the parties on my front lawn.. sweeeeeeeeeeeet
Anywhooo.. gonnan get get unhealthy drunk and look after soemones elses girlfriend (i'm not bitter at all.. cause if i get ehr drunk.. i mite get a 3some going...) ;)
Monday, December 12, 2005
Suns Come out....
Suns been out for the last few days, so i haven't really been writing much, and i think this is pretyt much gonna be the pattern for the next few messages. big ups to everyone who still checks... (ahh such bored people)
Got some really awesome fotos today as well which i'll post up later, took the ol' underwater camera with me to the beach and just took some fotos of an amazing local beach, Leela... its like every photo i took was a photo.... drooooooooool.... Rented a kayak as well today, and went for a cruise round... all in all its been an amazing few days.. I've turned a new shade of brown which i'm quite stoked with.. .and Bonnie is tanning surprisingly well for a white gurl...
Gonna rent scooters tomorow and hit the Waterfall... YAY!!! Waterfall....
I've manage to set a new standard for getting ones self drunk for cheap.... 200 baht, sculling buckets.. wow.. sure to get ya fucked.. i'm lucky bonnie was a round, cause i coudl hardly see the last few nites;)
Anywho.. hope everyones having a great end of year, and yeah.. Write later..
Got some really awesome fotos today as well which i'll post up later, took the ol' underwater camera with me to the beach and just took some fotos of an amazing local beach, Leela... its like every photo i took was a photo.... drooooooooool.... Rented a kayak as well today, and went for a cruise round... all in all its been an amazing few days.. I've turned a new shade of brown which i'm quite stoked with.. .and Bonnie is tanning surprisingly well for a white gurl...
Gonna rent scooters tomorow and hit the Waterfall... YAY!!! Waterfall....
I've manage to set a new standard for getting ones self drunk for cheap.... 200 baht, sculling buckets.. wow.. sure to get ya fucked.. i'm lucky bonnie was a round, cause i coudl hardly see the last few nites;)
Anywho.. hope everyones having a great end of year, and yeah.. Write later..
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
More ranting....
Alrite, so we missed the ferry, stupid taxi driver, owells... So wat else can i say bout thailand??
There was this mangy og that was ogglign over my food...
Was talking to bonnie and realised that Ben had documented the last thailand trip, so if anybodies procrastinating, i mean why else would you be reading this shit, so heres the link
http://www.livejournal.com/users/benolds/2005/01/26/
You can also look up mine, but its along the lines of.. I gto sood drunk... soo hungover, rah rah rah... so just read bens lol
http://www.livejournal.com/users/mrwok69/
http://thedivaseries.blogspot.com/ <== just a friedns blog site i wanna remember..
There was this mangy og that was ogglign over my food...
Was talking to bonnie and realised that Ben had documented the last thailand trip, so if anybodies procrastinating, i mean why else would you be reading this shit, so heres the link
http://www.livejournal.com/users/benolds/2005/01/26/
You can also look up mine, but its along the lines of.. I gto sood drunk... soo hungover, rah rah rah... so just read bens lol
http://www.livejournal.com/users/mrwok69/
http://thedivaseries.blogspot.com/ <== just a friedns blog site i wanna remember..
Waiting for the ferry
Currently waiting for the ferry, hangover is pretty much gone, and i've just chewed a motion sickness tablet.... wonder if i shold have stuck it under my tongue, or railed it for more potency.. cause no way do i want to be throwing up on teh way back...
I forgot to mention in the last entry, that i now have a few lady boy groupies, theres this one albino man bitch who keeps touching me when i walk past.... cant' raelly do shit about it though, cause as pussy as they look, 10 man bitches on you , would not be ppretty, plus they have nails... shudder.... The Gurls have been pretty gud though, Tash Loz, and Bonnie, all have my back, so i guess we could have a rumble, bitches vs man bitches, in the sand... wet.... hehehehehh
Realised today as well while sitting on the florr that i'm getting soem stinky fucking toes jams eh.... its almost become toe yoghurt, it that gross... well its smells somethign chronic, so gonna head back and wash me feat.. mmm looking foward to that as well... Theres actualyl a fly hanging round my foot it smells that bad...his name Trevor, I've got some logs of shit for feet... think i'll got get me a thai foot massage.....
On the more pleasant smelling side of things, Bonnie did manage to find some canvas... shes got enuf to carpet the fucking floor, and enuf oil paint to paint the ceiling... so yeah.. with all that said I gots to jet..... hopefully the motion sickness pills coursing thorugh my veins will do the trick.. i'm hoping they're motino sickness pills.. i bought them off soem dodgey guy at the pier....
hahahah
I forgot to mention in the last entry, that i now have a few lady boy groupies, theres this one albino man bitch who keeps touching me when i walk past.... cant' raelly do shit about it though, cause as pussy as they look, 10 man bitches on you , would not be ppretty, plus they have nails... shudder.... The Gurls have been pretty gud though, Tash Loz, and Bonnie, all have my back, so i guess we could have a rumble, bitches vs man bitches, in the sand... wet.... hehehehehh
Realised today as well while sitting on the florr that i'm getting soem stinky fucking toes jams eh.... its almost become toe yoghurt, it that gross... well its smells somethign chronic, so gonna head back and wash me feat.. mmm looking foward to that as well... Theres actualyl a fly hanging round my foot it smells that bad...his name Trevor, I've got some logs of shit for feet... think i'll got get me a thai foot massage.....
On the more pleasant smelling side of things, Bonnie did manage to find some canvas... shes got enuf to carpet the fucking floor, and enuf oil paint to paint the ceiling... so yeah.. with all that said I gots to jet..... hopefully the motion sickness pills coursing thorugh my veins will do the trick.. i'm hoping they're motino sickness pills.. i bought them off soem dodgey guy at the pier....
hahahah
Ferry Ride + Hang Over = Not great...
The things we do for people we care about.... went on a ferry with bonnie over to Samui today..... only problem is, lately i've been prone to getting sea sicknes.. shudder...adding to that, i had one tooo many buckets last nite... which leads to one fuck load of a hangover... shudder..... consequently... rite at this point, i dont much care for Ms Bonnie Fraser at the momment.... hahahhaa didnt' see her holding my hair back when i was puking over the side of the ferry....
Ahhh well gud times, not looking foward to the ferry rite back though.. dont think i'll eat anything befor ei return to phangan...
It was quite funny yesterday, we went to the Main Town in Phagan, ThonG Sala, just to hunt down a skipping rope and hopefully some paints for bonnie (which we didnt' find, if we did, i probably wouldn't have my head over a thailand gutter today) .... It was pretty interesting, cause on the wya back , met this guy, who must hav ebeen 70 or soemthing.... or maybe a hundred.. who knows..but we got to talking, and I asked him how long he had been in thaialnd,he said 6 motnhs of every year he'll spend here.... so he had a pen in his pocket.. and i started to imagine that he woudl write his best selling novel here, and return to englad to get it puiblish or something..... anyway I asked him what he did with most of his time...
'Mostly get stoned...'
HAhahahhahah I nearly pissed my self on the bloody truck... apparently he comes to new zealand as well.. and rents a place in titirangi.. most likely smoking weed as well... lol....
Anyway... thats the story so far...
Ahhh well gud times, not looking foward to the ferry rite back though.. dont think i'll eat anything befor ei return to phangan...
It was quite funny yesterday, we went to the Main Town in Phagan, ThonG Sala, just to hunt down a skipping rope and hopefully some paints for bonnie (which we didnt' find, if we did, i probably wouldn't have my head over a thailand gutter today) .... It was pretty interesting, cause on the wya back , met this guy, who must hav ebeen 70 or soemthing.... or maybe a hundred.. who knows..but we got to talking, and I asked him how long he had been in thaialnd,he said 6 motnhs of every year he'll spend here.... so he had a pen in his pocket.. and i started to imagine that he woudl write his best selling novel here, and return to englad to get it puiblish or something..... anyway I asked him what he did with most of his time...
'Mostly get stoned...'
HAhahahhahah I nearly pissed my self on the bloody truck... apparently he comes to new zealand as well.. and rents a place in titirangi.. most likely smoking weed as well... lol....
Anyway... thats the story so far...
Ferry Ride + Hang Over = Not great...
The things we do for people we care about.... went on a ferry with bonnie over to Samui today..... only problem is, lately i've been prone to getting sea sicknes.. shudder...adding to that, i had one tooo many buckets last nite... which leads to one fuck load of a hangover... shudder..... consequently... rite at this point, i dont much care for Ms Bonnie Fraser at the momment.... hahahhaa didnt' see her holding my hair back when i was puking over the side of the ferry....
Ahhh well gud times, not looking foward to the ferry rite back though.. dont think i'll eat anything befor ei return to phangan...
It was quite funny yesterday, we went to the Main Town in Phagan, ThonG Sala, just to hunt down a skipping rope and hopefully some paints for bonnie (which we didnt' find, if we did, i probably wouldn't have my head over a thailand gutter today) .... It was pretty interesting, cause on the wya back , met this guy, who must hav ebeen 70 or soemthing.... or maybe a hundred.. who knows..but we got to talking, and I asked him how long he had been in thaialnd,he said 6 motnhs of every year he'll spend here.... so he had a pen in his pocket.. and i started to imagine that he woudl write his best selling novel here, and return to englad to get it puiblish or something..... anyway I asked him what he did with most of his time...
'Mostly get stoned...'
HAhahahhahah I nearly pissed my self on the bloody truck... apparently he comes to new zealand as well.. and rents a place in titirangi.. most likely smoking weed as well... lol....
Anyway... thats the story so far...
Ahhh well gud times, not looking foward to the ferry rite back though.. dont think i'll eat anything befor ei return to phangan...
It was quite funny yesterday, we went to the Main Town in Phagan, ThonG Sala, just to hunt down a skipping rope and hopefully some paints for bonnie (which we didnt' find, if we did, i probably wouldn't have my head over a thailand gutter today) .... It was pretty interesting, cause on the wya back , met this guy, who must hav ebeen 70 or soemthing.... or maybe a hundred.. who knows..but we got to talking, and I asked him how long he had been in thaialnd,he said 6 motnhs of every year he'll spend here.... so he had a pen in his pocket.. and i started to imagine that he woudl write his best selling novel here, and return to englad to get it puiblish or something..... anyway I asked him what he did with most of his time...
'Mostly get stoned...'
HAhahahhahah I nearly pissed my self on the bloody truck... apparently he comes to new zealand as well.. and rents a place in titirangi.. most likely smoking weed as well... lol....
Anyway... thats the story so far...
Monday, December 05, 2005
Buckets.....
Its been rainning steadily for the last few days... still beats doing tech wrok though... lol or work for that matter....
Hit the local Club yesterday in our jandals... mmmm jandals are conidered appropriate foot ware here, so all those lenin bouncers can suck my balls... lol... Couldnt' belive the hangover I got the next day though... it was the cheapest one i'd ever had... even cheaper than going to the Nz Local Liquer and getting a 12 pack of beers and funneling them all back in one go...
One BUcket = 1 Hip Flash / Mixer / Ice = 100 baht = $3.70 x 3 = 11.10... (or there abouts) -shudder.....
Drank with the Loz, Tash, and Miles at Drop In Bar, (which is RITE next to our Local Cafe ==> Just to give ppl who know the place , how central our bungalow is ) Didn't end up getting home till ike 5 in the morning, only started drinking at 12:00 so it wasn't tooo bad... its quite weird cause no one actually goes out till round 12, or 1 in the morning...
We've settled into to our bungalow whichh we're baying 300 baht for, its a really nice one cause its very sheltered and private, while only being bout 5 minutes walk from teh central party beach, and its also got just the right ammount of shade and sun (so it wont get tooo hot when the sun comes out).... Only problem is , cause its been raining like a bitch here for a while, and the humidity is a little high, the woods been expanding, which is not a gud when the doors been slammed shut...
Sufffice to say i had to lower my self out of the window this morning as well as yesterday, which proves to be a bit of a missino when theres a 2 metre drop, lol (i'm just tryingt o make it sound bad... but it wasn't really that bad... )
Bonnies been missing her soccer a bit though, so we went out for a wee training session on the beach today, beach sprints, pushups, burpies, rah rah rah... it was pretty fun, especially when it started to rain..hahahah Figured at that point, if you actualyl care about getting wet, the rain is an issue, but if you dont, the rain is actually quite coool.....
Hit the local Club yesterday in our jandals... mmmm jandals are conidered appropriate foot ware here, so all those lenin bouncers can suck my balls... lol... Couldnt' belive the hangover I got the next day though... it was the cheapest one i'd ever had... even cheaper than going to the Nz Local Liquer and getting a 12 pack of beers and funneling them all back in one go...
One BUcket = 1 Hip Flash / Mixer / Ice = 100 baht = $3.70 x 3 = 11.10... (or there abouts) -shudder.....
Drank with the Loz, Tash, and Miles at Drop In Bar, (which is RITE next to our Local Cafe ==> Just to give ppl who know the place , how central our bungalow is ) Didn't end up getting home till ike 5 in the morning, only started drinking at 12:00 so it wasn't tooo bad... its quite weird cause no one actually goes out till round 12, or 1 in the morning...
We've settled into to our bungalow whichh we're baying 300 baht for, its a really nice one cause its very sheltered and private, while only being bout 5 minutes walk from teh central party beach, and its also got just the right ammount of shade and sun (so it wont get tooo hot when the sun comes out).... Only problem is , cause its been raining like a bitch here for a while, and the humidity is a little high, the woods been expanding, which is not a gud when the doors been slammed shut...
Sufffice to say i had to lower my self out of the window this morning as well as yesterday, which proves to be a bit of a missino when theres a 2 metre drop, lol (i'm just tryingt o make it sound bad... but it wasn't really that bad... )
Bonnies been missing her soccer a bit though, so we went out for a wee training session on the beach today, beach sprints, pushups, burpies, rah rah rah... it was pretty fun, especially when it started to rain..hahahah Figured at that point, if you actualyl care about getting wet, the rain is an issue, but if you dont, the rain is actually quite coool.....
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Rain...
Heres a blog 4 all the haters out there......
Pretty mch been chilling out in the rooms... I f inally understand why they call it monsoon season... rain rain rain... flooding everywhere lol... its not really just bad.. we saw the sun this morning and its not soo much gushing as it is drizzling....
To answer your questin ben.. haven't hit the Shakes yet... but mite do that later... bonnie been having security issues, if it isn't some crazy thai person whose gonna break in and steal our muffins, its a coconut thats gonna hit us on the head.... or the chickens.. maybe the tap water... perhaps its the mosquitos....ahhahahah god bless bonnie, and Propaganda...
We're actually in Phangan now... writing from that internet cafe we use to always use , remember opposite the Phangan Mafia store.. hahaha, scored a really sweeeet bungalow for 300 baht a nite.. double bed nd single bed... seeing as i'm the single one, i've managed to bag the double bed for my self... (well i hope its cause i'm single and not cause i'm fat....)
The Boat ride over here was an absolute shocker though.... It started off pretty calm... and we were on the top deck so as the engine fumes wouldn't kill us (WORSE IDEA EVER) It started off sweeet... then it became a 3 way tag team match been the ocean, the bags.. and us.... Everyone on the top deck put their bags in the middle.. but only 3 of us were lookin after them.... the boat i swear was at a 45 degee angle at one stage. and it was Pissing down... hahahh we survived though... seeing as i am Alex Cheong, king of the ocean.......
Pretty mch been chilling out in the rooms... I f inally understand why they call it monsoon season... rain rain rain... flooding everywhere lol... its not really just bad.. we saw the sun this morning and its not soo much gushing as it is drizzling....
To answer your questin ben.. haven't hit the Shakes yet... but mite do that later... bonnie been having security issues, if it isn't some crazy thai person whose gonna break in and steal our muffins, its a coconut thats gonna hit us on the head.... or the chickens.. maybe the tap water... perhaps its the mosquitos....ahhahahah god bless bonnie, and Propaganda...
We're actually in Phangan now... writing from that internet cafe we use to always use , remember opposite the Phangan Mafia store.. hahaha, scored a really sweeeet bungalow for 300 baht a nite.. double bed nd single bed... seeing as i'm the single one, i've managed to bag the double bed for my self... (well i hope its cause i'm single and not cause i'm fat....)
The Boat ride over here was an absolute shocker though.... It started off pretty calm... and we were on the top deck so as the engine fumes wouldn't kill us (WORSE IDEA EVER) It started off sweeet... then it became a 3 way tag team match been the ocean, the bags.. and us.... Everyone on the top deck put their bags in the middle.. but only 3 of us were lookin after them.... the boat i swear was at a 45 degee angle at one stage. and it was Pissing down... hahahh we survived though... seeing as i am Alex Cheong, king of the ocean.......
Friday, December 02, 2005
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
