Hmmmmm another weekend of fuckall to do.. which gives me an opportunity to write useless bits of infomation that mite, but probably wont change the world at all...
Useless fact #1.
All Females are lesbians...this is probably more directed towards the male readers of my blog, but seeing as i struggle to find an audience at all.. i guess the ladies can be privied to this bit of infomation aswell... however, it isn't up for debate, so don't get your panties in a knot about the following truths, that i have discovered over my 22 years of life... Carrying on...
All women are lesbians, they're attracted to the smell of punani... its a prety bold statement, but I always find that when i'm dating someone, or getting any at all.. i'm the most desireable man on the planet.. however when the action stops... my attractions level just bottom out... eventually...
Which brings up another termed.. that ppl in my industry, the industry of desperation call RMS (residual muff stench) RMS is 'theoretical' time period between getting some, and not gettting some... RMS can also be loosely translated into scientific terms as 'Pheramones'...
So i hope this has helped other desperate male folk out there understand their situation, its not that you're a wanker, or that ur ugly, its just that you've lost the smell:D So rush down to you local supermarket today, and get some fresh fish today:D
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