Currently in the middle of an internet chat with a friend, spurred on by my words:
Chase = Fun, Relationships = Hassle:
The following is the conversation we had:
Ed says:
wise words my friend
wise words
eWok says:
hahahaha
words to live by
Ed says:
i always find if i manage to get a girl, it just means theres a chance i could get something better
eWok says:
HAHAHHAHA thats even better
lol
Strive for greatness.. i say
Dont settle..
Ed says:
excatly
relationships are just ruts
you get sloppy
lazy
not on form
gotta keep you game face on
eWok says:
think the term is pussy whipped..
Ed says:
excatly
eWok says:
ever read old letter u'd send in relationships..
you become different..
scary...
almost.. chastised...
Ed says:
a man with a girlfriend is just a man who thinks he's peaked, a man not brave enough to stay in the game
a man without testicals
eWok says:
hahahahah
tahts awesome..
Ed says:
i'm thinking about writing a book
eWok says:
i think u should...
The Castration of Moden Males
Ed says:
Edism's: A guide to life
eWok says:
hahhahahahah
thats awsome..
do it..
i'd buy it..
start a religion
Ed says:
yes
The church of Edsim and the Eternal Warrior
eWok says:
THE SEARCH FOR THE HOLIY PUNANI
Ed says:
yes
The eternal battle between God and Ed
eWok says:
I am God - Ed
Ed says:
God makes the punani, Ed keeps hittin' that shit
yes, i'll make billboards
Sunday, May 28, 2006
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
WheatBix
Urk.. how do white folk eat WheatBix?!?!?! Tryingt o swallow down 3 at the moment, shit me, they are disgusting, woudltn' be doing it if iwasn't trying to be healthy, what gets me, are those commericials?!?! People actually do 6 or more?!?!?! At least the cardboard meals you order at MacDonalds taste good...
Mmmmm That wasn't really leading into anything, just bored and wanted soemthing to do while eating breafast/tastless horrid healthy shit...
Oh I'd also appreciate any comments on what to have on my wheatbix besides COPIUS ammounts of sugar, which is the only logical way of making the shit taste good, but defeats the purpose of healthy alex....
Oooo just figured out how this could lead into some sort of 'worthwhile' reading... The reason i am eating 'brick shaped wheat that is marketed to stupid Kiwis as the patriotic breakfast to eat' IS CAUSE OF DEEP HARD AND FUNKY!! woohoooo... alrite that point didn't even make sence.. but I was trying to loosly associate my weekend bender, with my new found sence of 'healthy wellbeing'
Alrite REALLY scatterd this morning, blogging while scattered is not goood... mmmm friday blog should be fun then
Anyway thanx for wasting your time:D Much Love
Alex
Mmmmm That wasn't really leading into anything, just bored and wanted soemthing to do while eating breafast/tastless horrid healthy shit...
Oh I'd also appreciate any comments on what to have on my wheatbix besides COPIUS ammounts of sugar, which is the only logical way of making the shit taste good, but defeats the purpose of healthy alex....
Oooo just figured out how this could lead into some sort of 'worthwhile' reading... The reason i am eating 'brick shaped wheat that is marketed to stupid Kiwis as the patriotic breakfast to eat' IS CAUSE OF DEEP HARD AND FUNKY!! woohoooo... alrite that point didn't even make sence.. but I was trying to loosly associate my weekend bender, with my new found sence of 'healthy wellbeing'
Alrite REALLY scatterd this morning, blogging while scattered is not goood... mmmm friday blog should be fun then
Anyway thanx for wasting your time:D Much Love
Alex
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Another weekend with sweet fuck all to do......
Hmmmmm another weekend of fuckall to do.. which gives me an opportunity to write useless bits of infomation that mite, but probably wont change the world at all...
Useless fact #1.
All Females are lesbians...this is probably more directed towards the male readers of my blog, but seeing as i struggle to find an audience at all.. i guess the ladies can be privied to this bit of infomation aswell... however, it isn't up for debate, so don't get your panties in a knot about the following truths, that i have discovered over my 22 years of life... Carrying on...
All women are lesbians, they're attracted to the smell of punani... its a prety bold statement, but I always find that when i'm dating someone, or getting any at all.. i'm the most desireable man on the planet.. however when the action stops... my attractions level just bottom out... eventually...
Which brings up another termed.. that ppl in my industry, the industry of desperation call RMS (residual muff stench) RMS is 'theoretical' time period between getting some, and not gettting some... RMS can also be loosely translated into scientific terms as 'Pheramones'...
So i hope this has helped other desperate male folk out there understand their situation, its not that you're a wanker, or that ur ugly, its just that you've lost the smell:D So rush down to you local supermarket today, and get some fresh fish today:D
Useless fact #1.
All Females are lesbians...this is probably more directed towards the male readers of my blog, but seeing as i struggle to find an audience at all.. i guess the ladies can be privied to this bit of infomation aswell... however, it isn't up for debate, so don't get your panties in a knot about the following truths, that i have discovered over my 22 years of life... Carrying on...
All women are lesbians, they're attracted to the smell of punani... its a prety bold statement, but I always find that when i'm dating someone, or getting any at all.. i'm the most desireable man on the planet.. however when the action stops... my attractions level just bottom out... eventually...
Which brings up another termed.. that ppl in my industry, the industry of desperation call RMS (residual muff stench) RMS is 'theoretical' time period between getting some, and not gettting some... RMS can also be loosely translated into scientific terms as 'Pheramones'...
So i hope this has helped other desperate male folk out there understand their situation, its not that you're a wanker, or that ur ugly, its just that you've lost the smell:D So rush down to you local supermarket today, and get some fresh fish today:D
Monday, March 20, 2006
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